I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorse the patient.Original post from: Very Funny VideosDoctor's Notes 2
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of
A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I
Answer: To learn how to draw blood!Original post from: Very Funny VideosWhy did the nurse go to art school?No tags for this post. Related posts No related posts.
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."Original post from: Very Funny
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand and told the teacher he had to use the bathroom really bad. She said ok well let me hear
I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the
This lead was followed by a number of techno producers in the UK who were evidently influenced of both jazz and UR; Dave Angels Seas Of Tranquility EP 1994 being a case in point. Enjoy
The speed of the music increased from 120bpm to 145bpm, whilst more ragga and dancehall elements were brought in and Techno, Disco and House influences were decreased. Enjoy
They claim Music itself is enough to enjoy it. The term Jungle was then used to describe a large range of electronic dance music and so has become too vague to be useful. Enjoy
Derrick May famously described the sound of techno as something which is like Detroit...a complete mistake, its like George Clinton and Kraftwerk are stuck in an elevator with only a sequencer to keep them company. The North Cave.Don't forget to
The template for the Detroit techno sound was primarily developed by four individuals, Juan Atkins, Kevin Saunderson, Derrick May the so called Belleville Three, and Eddie Fowlkes, all of whom attended school together at Belleville High, near Detroit, Michigan. Enjoy
It is sometimes used more broadly to encompass non-electronic music played at such venues, or electronic music that is not normally played at clubs but that shares attributes with music that is. Trancika
